We live lives that are rich and blessed,
And we'll burn for how we transgress.
June 18, 2013
i do this really cute thing where i read your message then forget to reply
June 17, 2013
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
In Spanish, we don’t really say “I love you” we say “traeme una cerveza” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my soul” & I think that’s beautiful.
can someone explain the joke
how to spot a gringa in 2 seconds
Bring me a beer haha
nicknaming the pussy “buffet” because it’s gonna be an all you can eat
one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
Do you ever think of the very real possibility that not all your friends will die of old age