We live lives that are rich and blessed,
And we'll burn for how we transgress.
June 18, 2013
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(Source: touchmetom, via jakemalik)
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i do this really cute thing where i read your message then forget to reply
(via thecrackedvessel)
June 17, 2013
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one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
(via honeyminttea)
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omg
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In Spanish, we don’t really say “I love you” we say “traeme una cerveza” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my soul” & I think that’s beautiful.
can someone explain the joke
how to spot a gringa in 2 seconds
Bring me a beer haha
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(via lrvin)
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nicknaming the pussy “buffet” because it’s gonna be an all you can eat
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one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason
(via pikestreet)
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(Source: basnad, via honeyminttea)
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(Source: particleb0red, via rad-and-subtract)
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i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
(via babybehemoth)
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our own sense of time: We made love as if it was our life-long career,and all I can really do...
We made love as if it was our life-long career,
and all I can really do for you is give you my full attention.
I don’t want to tell you that my heart is weak,
because it is my mind that suffers the most;
and it’s my mind that drags you down with me.
I cannot be in two places at once,
but if you…
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i’m so naturally funny because my life is a joke
(via honeyminttea)
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I’m doing a tumblr givaway
(via jakemalik)
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Do you ever think of the very real possibility that not all your friends will die of old age
(via thelordofthebuttz)
